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Joke of the Day
"Pantibros before pantihose?"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korean missiles don't go that far."
"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""
"What does an IT guy use for birth control? His personality."
"There are always two ways to look at things. I prefer to look at them my way."
"Difference between rain in India and USA is that in USA the water disappears in 5 minutes. In India the road disappears in 5 minutes"
"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"
"Alarm clocks should come with sounds like ""doll feet running into the closet"" Because I AM NOT HITTING SNOOZE WHEN I HEAR THAT SHIT"
"I emailed my ex-girlfriend ""Are you still alive"" and she emailed back ""No"" which made me sad but also excited that they have email in hell."
"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."