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Joke of the Day

"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"

"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."

"I invented a new word today... Plagiarism"

"Vegans with children named 'Hunter' are why I lie awake at night."

"Help us choose a new name for our nonprofit. We're teenagers in China and Japan helping senior citizens. Apparently 'Youth in Asia for the Elderly' isn't having the effect we thought it would."

"History of panties... 50 years ago you'd have to pull down her panties to see her ass. Today, you have to pull her ass apart, to see her panties."

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"is it crazy how saying sentences backwards . . . . . .create backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"

"Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?"