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Joke of the Day
"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."
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"Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf."
"""You promise you didn't get me bees again"" [me from a distance] just open it"
"If you ask someone out and they say no, try it again in a few minutes wearing sunglasses and smoking a cigarette. #cool"
"What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy? A family friend paying a visit."
"I recently bought a corset to spice up my sex life. Once I've learned how to breathe in the damn thing I'll tell you how it worked out."
"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"
"Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur"