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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"I'm at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out"

"Did you hear the joke about butter? No? I guess it didn't spread then"

"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."

"Company loyalty can often be explained by Stockholm syndrome."

"Any salad is a caesar salad if you stab it enough. Repost from r/showerthoughts"

"If I had a dollar for every time someone called me lazy. I would...."

"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""

"What do you call a mexican midget? a paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay."

"What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you? Incommunicado"