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Joke of the Day
"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"
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"Today, I took a shower You have no idea how hard it was to get it out of Home Depot."
"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."
"Coworker: What are those chocolate coins you guys get on Hanukkah called? Me: Gelt. Coworker: Guilt? Me: No, Jews get that all year round."
"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."
"How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light...."
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
"""I'll sleep when I'm bread."" -Dough"
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
"Once Prince dies there will be some freaky shit that comes out like he ate only butterflies or bathed in babies or something. Mark.My.Words."