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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a corset to spice up my sex life. Once I've learned how to breathe in the damn thing I'll tell you how it worked out."

"What hair style is a calf's favorite? The cowlick!"

"My first middle-school football game was just like the time i lost my virginity. Bloody and dirty, but at least my dad came."

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"I was making Ewok for dinner but I cooked it too long and it was like, a little Chewy. -- (Wil Shipley)"

"Have you heard about the joke about immortality... ...It never gets old."

"What did the priest say before eating his salad? ""Lettuce pray"""

"A man walks into a bar ouch, that hurt!"

"Why do tennis players have cold hands? They have bad mittens."

"Despite having no nominations this year, I'm certain that black folks will clean up at The Oscars."