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Joke of the Day
"I like to torture my kids by buying them a new Xbox game, and then taking them to the zoo all day."
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"My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed. I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pimple? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13"
"I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice to piece together my twenties."
"It takes a long time for a giraffe... ...to swallow its pride."
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race."
"Magneto spent his high school years dating girls with braces."
"do you guys have PC & cheese? i'm not really a mac guy"
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."