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Joke of the Day

"Why was the piggy bank invented? To keep the jews away."

"Do it tomorrow. You have made enough mistakes for today."

"Did you hear about the guy who didn't accomplish anything in his life? Neither did I."

"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"

"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."

"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"

"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"

"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"

"What hand do you use to wipe your butt? Right or left? For those that answered right or left, you guys are gross I use toilet paper."

"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."