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Joke of the Day

"So an outstandingly goofy and silly monkey farts and backflips to a store with fruit. He's going BANANAS!"

"The awkward moment you're watching porn and your girlfriend walks in. I wish she'd told me she worked in the industry."

"You had me at 'I've had 8 vodkas & I hate my boyfriend'"

"So I flushed my extra viagra down the toilet... I haven't been able to close the lid in weeks."

"Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"

"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""

"They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they get paid less."

"Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings"

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."