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Joke of the Day

"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"

"Named my band Scheduled for Demolition so whenever it appears on a marquee, confused people write angry letters to the city council."

"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"There are two types of people in the world And I hate them."

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"TIL something incredibly shocking about Germany's former Chancellor... ...he was **literally** Hitler"

"My best mate is entering the X-Factor this year and I wanted to give him all the help and support I can. So I killed his mum."

"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."

"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."