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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."
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"The year 4542, artifacts are discovered from our once flourishing civilization. ""Looks like they worshiped apples."" said one archeologist."
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"Me: let's go this way. Shopping cart: no."
"The reason why Scientology can't be a religion? There are no 1,000,000 people that died because of Scientology."
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"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"
"I have a lips."
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"If you see me with a water bottle, there's probably vodka in it"