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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Oedipus swear? Because he kisses his mum with that mouth."
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"""Mornin' sweetie, for breakfast we have marzipan filled, double layered raspberry pastries. Yum!"" ""Poptarts, mom. They're called Poptarts."""
"I had a big mix up at the store today. Apparently when the clerk said strip down facing me, she was referring to my credit card."
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An *imposta.*"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because the cops are just gonna beat the walls for being black."
"The rotation of the earth. It really makes my day."
"My friend likes going out.Recently he went out of his mind."
"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."
"Pretty sure my dog would make a shitty astronaut because space is a vacuum and those tend to scare him"
"I eat my gummy bears 2 at a time ..no one should die alone"