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Joke of the Day
"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"
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"What do you call a gay farmer? A Jolly Rancher"
"I'm like a kid. People like me best when I'm quiet or sleeping."
"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"
"Women fake orgasms to have relationships. Men fake relationships to have orgasms."
"What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !"
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!"
"I have a fear of speed Bumps I'm slowly getting over it."
"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"
"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"