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Joke of the Day
"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""
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"Dad said I wasn't allowed to go out wearing this skirt because it's ""too revealing""... Fuck you, dad, I'm a grown man and I'll do what I want!"
"Anyone know the lyrics to ""Around the world"" by daft punk? I always forget.."
"Me: Your shoes are on the wrong feet. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: .. Me: .. 4yo: I don't have any other feet.. Me: Fair enough."
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]"
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"A horse walks into a bar...... A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says ""hey SICCNESS206, put your pants back on"""
"This Election Day will be like a dinner date with Bill Cosby. When you wake up, you just know something bad happened."
"I've tried dating websites. But no priest will a marry man and HTML."