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Joke of the Day
"My business is awkward smiles and poorly executed high-fives, and business is good."
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"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"
"I keep my friends clothes and my enemies toaster. As a result, they're now all my enemies, but they're naked & having cereal for brekkie."
"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"
"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."
"Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !"
"Thank you for calling. To speak with a human being, please hang up and travel back to the early 1990's."
"What did one shark say to the other? These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad."
"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."
"This ice creamery has less choices than a black person considering college options in 1954"