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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."
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"""Bjark! Bjark!"" -Bjork's dog"
"My dance moves are so white Charlie Sheen tried to snort them."
"What word starts with F and ends in uck? Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"
"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"
"He who farts in church..... Sits in his own pew. (Courtesy of my wife)"
"If weddings were for couples there would be men's wedding magazines."
"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"
"Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."