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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want? Tentickles."

"I just bought a 3D kindle. Or a book as it is more commonly known."

"Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good."

"[stacks of books on floor] Impressive, son. [son places pizza on one stack, soda & cookies on others] ""Yep; perfect height"" [turns on Xbox]"

"HEALTHY VIRGIN Q: What's the definition of a healthy virgin? A: ""One who has never been bed-ridden!"""

"Good ice-breaker How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice I'm.."

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"Q: Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine? A: It depends on the age."

"A sentence and depression What does a ""sentence"" and ""two months of depression hoping that you didn't get your girlfriend pregnant have in common""? They both end in periods"

"Friday night is Fred Flintstone sliding down the dinosaur's back."