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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the pizza? Ugh, nevermind. It's too cheesy."
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"Opinions are like assholes... Fuck em"
"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""
"With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us"
"My parents say I am a Cancer... I was born in March..."
"I'm like a clogged toilet. I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE."
"What do you call a crossdressing nanny in Martha's Vineyard? A Nantucket."
"""Hey, let's share a bottle of wine and try out the shriek-laugh we've been rehearsing."" -The women next to everyone everywhere."
"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""