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Joke of the Day

"What happened when hitler fell off his skateboard, and the wound got infected? He said ""now I have to cleanse my germy knee"""

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"Why do the French get high so fast? Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20."
"There's a very thin line between having your foot out of the covers enough to stay cool but not enough so it gets eaten by monsters."
"What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? Happy birthday two Jews"
"You want hear Latvian joke? Okay, I am tell... Why Latvian take so good pictures? No potato."
"My kleptomania is getting worse I should definitely take something."
"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs or sexual organs? Still no fucking eye deer."
"Granny Smith must have been a shitty person because her apples suck."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? with Little Ceasars"
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