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Joke of the Day

"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."

"I heard Apple is trying to develop a new car. But they're having trouble installing windows."

"Gas companies LOVE this one trick to get more miles per tank! Buy a bigger tank!"

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"I've always wanted to rewrite history but couldn't decide on the font.."

"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."

"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."

"Untied the bun in my hair & tried that sexy hair shake thing that chicks do on tv. Doc says the neck brace can come off in a week."

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"Nothing is more terrifying than putting back a shirt without folding it and then making eye contact with the shopping assistant."