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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: 100% of people don't know what to do with a dirty dish at someone else's house."

"Boss: Where's the progress report I asked u for Me: I haven't made any progress that's my report What I imagine it'd be like if I had a job"

"If you ask me what my favorite rock band is and I'm being subjective, I'd say The Who. If I was being objective, I'd say it was The Whom."

"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"

"What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common? No *ball*room"

"My daughter labeled me BIRTH GIVER in her phone. I'm thinking about labeling her THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY BODY."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"

"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."

"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."

"Are you from Iraq? Because I wanna see you Baghdad ass up"