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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"

"Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from ""The Walking Dead."""

"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"

"Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments? Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry."

"why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent"

"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."

"Do you know why it was called the 'Dark Ages'? Because of all the knights!"

"How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter? Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback"

"what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? a gang rape"

"I met a plastic surgeon at a bar last night... He specialized in male-to-female sexual reassignment surgeries. He was a pretty nice guy, but a total *womanizer*."