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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A RIP OFF!!!"
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"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"
"I took my dog to the vet The vet picked up the dog and examined him and said ""I'm sorry, I've got to put him down"". ""Why, what's wrong with him?"" ""He's too heavy"""
"How does a young man make an old woman feel young again? Elixir"
"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"
"A young lady who had just been dumped by her boyfriend seemed unusuallycheerful. Someone asked her why, and she replied that, sooner or later,time wounds all heels."
"Eleven: We're not allowed to wear spaghetti straps at school. The straps must be at least 2 inches wide. Six: Oh yeah, lasagna straps."
"What if Toyota's problems with sticky accelerators were traced back to a pedalmaker who forgot to wash his hands after eating a honey bun?"
"Baltimore, eat a snickers. You turn into Ferguson when you're hungry."
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"