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Joke of the Day

"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"

"The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something."

"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""

"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."

"A bag of flour is bragging to his friend about his new girlfriend ...His friend asks ""Does she have a sifter?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chef ! Chef who ? Chef Bridges !"

"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."

"it is hard to b scared of a angry person once u realize that they just wanted to tie a knot but insted of using string they used their arms"

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"