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Joke of the Day

"Did you watch that movie about wrestling? I heard it was very Cenamatic."

"I have an irrational fear of over-engineered buildings. I have a complex complex complex"

"Potatoes are just poor defenseless vodka fetuses. Remeber that the next time you eat a french fry or hash browns, you monsters."

"Camouflage training ""Soldier!"" ""Yes, sergeant!"" ""I haven't seen you at camouflage training today!"" ""Thank you, sergeant!"""

"I should've never taught my parrot to say the alphabet backwards now he drives drunk all the time the cops can't do shit it's a real problem"

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a zit? Nothing, they both come on a boy's face when he turns 13."

"I've always wanted to play smooth jazz while making love... ...but apparently the bedroom is an inappropriate place for a drumkit."

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"

"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."

"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"