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Joke of the Day
"Def Need a "" facebook filter"" to prevent all the weddings and babies from showing up on my feed."
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"Where does Daredevil sign contracts? On the dotted line. *Revised from an earlier attempt."
"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."
"Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"
"You've been found guilty of murder in the 1st degree. Your sentence is 20 years of being trapped in a FB group message about a baby shower."
"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."
"HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list? Me: Nope. HR: Why not? Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten."
"What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia? Sexy children"
"Why don't Africans go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?... It chickened out. (Sorry if repost) (Also, first post so be nice :) )"