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Joke of the Day
"Shit happens ......every morning"
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"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
"A man arrives home and was absolutely delighted when he saw that someone had stolen every single lamp from his house"
"Why did the smoothie get assassinated? He got mixed up with a few bad apples."
"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"
"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."
"When my wife tells me to jump I have only one question... Why aren't you in the kitchen?"
"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"
"Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside."
"An identity thief... takes things personally"