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Joke of the Day

"What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath? ...throw a load of dirty laundry in."

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!"

"The other day, a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."

"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."

"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."

"Wouldst the genuine Slim Shady kindly arise?"

"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"

"How did the butcher cure cancer? With salt."

"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"