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Joke of the Day
"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"
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"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."
"What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet."
"Q: What did the tree say to the mountain? A: Stop peaking at me."
"RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed."
"""She's smart, has a great personality, an unbelievable body, and she makes an amazing duckface in pictures."" - No man ever"
"My friend said her neighbors came into her restaurant for a book club, turns out it was for a BDSM club. . . I guess people bond over different things."
"Yes, I love them, Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating? Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!"
"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"
"How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah."