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Joke of the Day

"Watching Mickey's Clubhouse with my 4yo and even he's asking why the hell would a duck like Donald need a life jacket."

"An English man, an Irish man, and a Scots man walk into a pub. They head to the bar and the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?!"""

"A couple are having fun in bed..... Girl: Come over Boy: I'm coming over Girl: We should stop using walkie-talkies in bed, over."

"What do you call the happy fellow that brings death to the people? The grin reaper"

"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."

"What happened to the man who turned into an insect ? He just beetled off !"

"[buying college textbooks] That'll be 100 million dollars [returning college textbooks] We can give you half off on this pencil case"

"I only date black girls... because I hate meeting fathers."

"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."

"I have an asian friend who always points out the obvious things I call him obvious lee"