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Joke of the Day

"What's the world's most dangerous city? Electricity"

"What did the black man get for his son on christmas? Your bike."

"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"

"A conversation with my 7 year old brother. ""Look at all of these beautiful horse"" ""Horses"" ""Horse is already plural, isn't it?"" ""You're thinking of elk"" ""Holy mooses, you're right"""

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"Drug companies are like high school boyfriends They're much more concerned with getting inside you than being effective once they get in there. - Credit to John Oliver"

"By putting the punchline in the title. How do you ruin a good repost?"

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"I bet Yoda was pretty hot before he turned into an old Asian lady."

"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."