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Joke of the Day
"Cats and Dogs Did you know cats are smarter than dogs? Dogs can't take x-rays, but cats can."
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"Q: What's black and blue and laying in a ditch? A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes."
"me: did you check the suggestion box boss: we don't have a suggestion box we have a paper shredder me: MY DRAWINGS"
"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."
"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"Patient: Doctor if I give up wine women and song will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer."
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"My dentist hit me in the mouth... ...he really hurt my fillings."
"Found a lump in my testicles, had to get it checked out It was much bigger than the other two"
"Girlfriend's dad says this joke. Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks."