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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Finn, who gets something done? -Finnished"
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"Nobody I'll change my facebook username to NOBODY so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say NOBODY likes this"
"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"
"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."
"[boss's office] BOSS: Do you like my fire place? ME: Actually, it's one word: ""fireplace"" BOSS: You're fired ME: Oh, I get it now"
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
"The FBI announce Hillary's indictment on April Fools"
"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."