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Joke of the Day

"What's heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers? A ton of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."

"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."

"Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you."

"I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife."

"Wondering why my jokes aren't being upvoted. All of my employees laugh at my jokes, so I'm obviously a funny guy."

"What do Alexander Skarsgard and Ikea have in common? Swedish meatballs"

"An Interview Chunnu : How was your interview? Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So? Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing."

"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."

"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."