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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hobosexual? A bum fuck."
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"Ugh! We get it, sun! You're really bright and shit, now calm down."
"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""
"I don't trust people with graph paper They're always plotting something"
"What do astronomers do when they have nowhere else to turn? They default in our stars"
"Why was skrillex banned from the music shop? for dropping the bass too much"
"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"
"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."
"I've always thought that the phrases 'I'm sorry' and 'I apologise' meant the same thing Until I went to a funeral"
"My vocabulary can beat your vocabulary's ass, arse, bum, buttocks, rear end, booty, backside, tush, tuckus and badonkadonk."