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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"Waiter waiter! There's a wasp in my dessert. So that's where they go to in the winter."

"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"

"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"

"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-five year olds? There's twenty of them."

"A little boy and a little girl are having a bath... When the little girl looks down at the little boy's crotch and notices his penis. ""Can I touch it?"" She asks him. ""No! You already broke yours off!"""

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"