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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
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"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
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"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
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"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""
"Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account."