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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? The rabbi cuts them off, the priest sucks them off."

"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World? Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies."

"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."

"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"

"I used to steal other people's jokes. I still do, but I used to, too"

"to my friend who was cooking steaks for the first time: you can either make steaks or mis-steaks."

"""Haha totally man"" - me, after failing to understand someone for a third time."

"What do you call a black cop? Suicidal."

"Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness."