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Joke of the Day
"Classical pun Why have they not found Mozart's body yet? Because he is Haydn."
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"[At the ferret store] I'll take five of those furry slinkys"
"Why was the circuit arrested? Because it was charged with battery!"
"My roommate recently had me added to her insurance. Not what I was thinking of when we spoke about friends with benefits."
"What's everyone's least favorite dish? Cunt Pao Chicken!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods."
"What's the handicapped parking situation at the special Olympics?"
"How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer."
"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable Four Wedgies and a Funeral"
"Johnny Depp is to Tim Burton what Tyler Perry is to Tyler Perry."