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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"
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"What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? RAWR!"
"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."
"One out of five dentists has the courage to speak their own mind"
"What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door? Matt."
"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""
"I only act to support my waitressing career."
"Levi's commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer's face. Levi's"
"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."
"*rolls out of bed* *rolls into other strategically placed bed* ""Nice."""