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Joke of the Day

"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"

"Confucius say... Baseball is wrong! Man with four balls cannot walk!"

"I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize."

"A sissy in a Prius terrormobile tried to race me at a stop sign. Had him for the first 100 feet, but a fella can only walk so fast. Merica."

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."

"What do you call the entrance to a brothel? Hodor"

"Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas? Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite."

"CNN just wondered if I'm sending disasters to punish you for your sins. No, I'm sending them to punish you for CNN."

"Amazon Prime is seriously way better than Netflix. I love it almost as much as my Zune."

"What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? ""Well doggone !"""