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Joke of the Day
"i was dating a hot air balloonist at least she let me down gently"
Next Joke
"I work as a product designer for a condom company. This annoying frog keeps advising me on my designs. ""Rib it! Rib it!"""
"How many 2nd trumpets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)"
"Did you hear about the guy who designed the monorail? He had a one track mind."
"One time a girl tried sleeping with me for adderall... She was a total attention whore."
"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
"Elliott Smith... Wouldn't know heartache if it stabbed him in the chest."
"Two fat Scottish sounding women in my bar tonight... ""Hey, are you two from Scotland?"" I asked. ""It's WALES you fucking idiot,"" one yelled. I apologized, ""Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"""
"How do you keep a jack ass in suspense? Sorry, someone just knocked on my door. I will have to submit the answer tomorrow."