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Joke of the Day

"Act happy in the supermarket checkout line to contradict the sad story unfolding on the conveyor belt."

"I used to be opposed to organ transplant... But after having one done myself; I guess I've had a change of heart."

"What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight? The sock under my bed."

"Wanna hear a girlfriend joke? Nah, you won't get it"

"YouTube is the nicest company ever... They just want to even the playing field so their competitors have a chance to catch up to them."

"Alien: We've returned, show us what you built with our technology Egyptians: ... Aliens: ... Egyptians: ok don't be mad"

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"What do you call an Italian that has taken Viagra? Al dente"

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."