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Joke of the Day

"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."

"I can type 600 words per minute but none of them makes any sense"

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two newborns making out."

"You breed dogs? Don't they do that on their own?"

"Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin? Because he had my grains"

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"What's the easiest way to perform an exorcism? You beat the hell out of them"

"Why did the atom stick around? Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion."

"Whats long and black? The unemployment line"