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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty"

"How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread? Don't worry, they'll let you know."

"I'm trying to invent a belt made of clocks But my friends keep telling me it's a waist of time"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Black and ground up in the freezer."

"When you put the punchline before the rest of the joke. How do you know when you're a bad comedian?"

"History doesn't repeat, it rhymes That's why World War 3 will be started by Schmitler"

"Why isn't your nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"Do I agree that education is getting too expensive? To a degree, yes."

"My mute grandfather always said:"