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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"What's on TV? My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ""What's on TV?"" I said, ""Dust."" And then the fight started..."

"r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump. I keep seeing the same shit over and over again."

"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."

"Remember the old times in the Internet? Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children."

"How much does a hipster weigh? One instagram!"

"My cover letter is just a picture of me in a sleeveless turtleneck karate chopping the word 'unemployment'."

"When is it time to bury the baby that you killed? When it starts talking to you again."

"They say pizza is like sex... Even when it's bad you can still put your dick in it."

"Columbus: I claim this cake for Spain. Also these Slim Jims are for Spain, too. And maybe the me: dude, that's my mom's cassero- C: Spain."