127434

Joke of the Day

"Just received an email saying: ""Want to see Celine Dion live?"" My first thought was that it was a ransom demand."

"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"

"Mother's have mother's day and father's have father's day. What do male redditors have? -Palm sunday"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"My GPA is underwater I Guess you could say it's below C-level"

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"extreme jesus died on the motocross"

"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."

"What do you call a politician with their head up their ass? David Cameron."