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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I run alongside trains, tearfully waving, just so people will think I have a girlfriend."
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"Why do pirates have trouble walking? Arrrr-thritis"
"They say there's safety in numbers... Tell that to the 6 million Jews. ~ Jimmy Carr."
"Pharmacists should stuff every third prescription bottle with one of those snakes that pops out at you... cuz laughter is the best medicine."
"The most offensive joke I know. Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies."
"My friend once had the GALL to call me the 'N' word, which really pissed me off. So I told him, ""Hey, ASSHOLE, think twice before calling me a nihilist, you dumb nigger."""
"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."
"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"
"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""
"What do you call a girl that you meet on Reddit? You don't."