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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if you're at a gay barbecue? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"Did you see the story about the psychic dwarf escaping prison? The headline was ""Small medium at large""."

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."

"Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. ""Wait! What if I have to poop?"" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* ""Thanks I feel better."""

"Woe, gone. RIP Sir Terry"

"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""

"Yo momma so fat... Her first name is Chow Yun."

"Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage."

"I got kicked out of the cancer ward at my hospital today. Apparently laughter isn't the best medicine."