148753
Joke of the Day
"I hit the snooze button so many times this morning I think we might be engaged now"
Next Joke
"Picture someone robbing you. Congratulations, you're a fucking racist."
"Leprechauns Why are leprechauns always laughing when they're running? Because the grass is tickling their nuts"
"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"
"I would tell you a joke about my penis... ...but it's too long."
"Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail? He was taking a look around"
"My girlfriend LOVES my toenails.. I'm starting to think she's a nailphile."
"I'm afraid that my best friend is developing an addiction to brake fluid. I've called him out on it, but he says he can stop anytime."
"i imagine having sex with bill cosby is alot like a Ronda rousey fight. it's terrifying, some poor girl ends up being unconscious, and it only lasts about 30 seconds"
"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"