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Joke of the Day
"Voting booths are like brothels You have to decide which ass you want."
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"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."
"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"
"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."
"""HEY I KNOW YOU'RE PROBABLY ASLEEP & STUFF, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M LIKE 22 MILES AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW."" -Trains"
"The fun part about being white is that I can sing an ""Ebony and Ivory"" duet with my shadow when I'm lonely."
"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."
"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."