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"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
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"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"
"For job interviews, your best bet is to dress as a pizza delivery person, march in and say ""Who ordered DILIGENCE and ATTENTION TO DETAIL!?"""
"Why are politicians buried 6 feet under? Because deep down, they're good people."
"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."
"I know kung fu, tae kwan do, ninjitsu, karate, tia chi... and a few other asian words."
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"On Gun Control Yesterday I Called The Fire Arms, Tobacco, Alcohol And Asked The Agent What Fully Automatic Weapon Goes With A Shot Of Burbon. Sean O' Talk Show Host SOS Computer Talk"
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"How do you make a hormone? Or, as this joke was retold to me by my idiotic friend : ""How do you make a prostitute upset?"""