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Joke of the Day
"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
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"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"Watch out for children on the road. They're terrible drivers."
"Doctor Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear that's a lot of calories!"
"Just spent another day totally agreeing with everything pretty girls say."
"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."
"There are 10 kinds of people Those who know binary and those who don't"
"I got a joke about u/spez [removed]"
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."