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Joke of the Day

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"Today's lunch: Pan fried pork chops, cheesy hash brown casserole, peach cobbler, a quick defibrillation and two stents."

"If I hold one moth ball in my right hand and another moth ball in my left, what do I have? A bloody big moth!"

"A penis lives a hard life His neighbor's nuts, he lives accross from an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, everyone calls him a dick, and his owner beats him."

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"

"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"

"Calculus joke Epsilon is wandering around. Suddenly he sees his friend Delta. ""Delta, it's good to see you! But what are you doing here?"" Delta replies, ""Oh, I was just in the neighborhood."""

"The Cosby Show Comeback The 80's TV series ""The Cosby Show"" is being reprised with Bill Cosby characters name being slightly altered from ""Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable"" to ""Dr. Creep-Dick Fucktable."

"Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."