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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."
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"You've heard about the Ferguson situation, right? The issues raised aren't exactly black or white."
"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."
"ah, corduroy.... u are truley the ruffles chips of pants"
"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"
"War does not determine who is right only who is left."
"Why don't Greek people need sex? The government fucks them everyday!"
"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."
"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""